Hmm.. finally got my hands on the amulet of mara.....
Apparently, I'm expected to hop on a plane ride...
No. no bloody way am I going to risk that, if I were to fly somewhere willingly with my mum, it would be to California or something. Not Philippines, and I will do whatever it takes to prevent that journey from occuring. GOOD DAY.
Herbert bought me some shoes!
Gosh, why does he do this to me. Shows me all the reasons on why I should take him back. He treated me to breakfast too! A bacon sarnie. I have guilt in my heart for what I did during the past couple of weeks, but I’ve been stopped now. On top of that, he wants to be my valentine. Oh noes. What do I do..
She woke up thinking about that one person that...
Gosh, smoking is such a turn off.
I wish you weren’t attractive.
Anonymous asked: I pity you, that is all.
Anonymous asked: You act as if you're going to be saved on judgement day, you're going to burn in hell. You're disgusting, parading around like a gay activist, posting pictures of nude women and all things related to sex.
Anonymous asked: You disgrace the church.
Okay I have a sudden urge to play tekken now....
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose.
Student: You mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: Yeah basically
Me: Doesn't taste like...
Dubious Sex Tips #6
yourmoansareasymphony: When doing her from behind, if she happens to look at you over her shoulder, GIVE HER THE FINGER. LOL .
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