January 2012
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Hmm.. finally got my hands on the amulet of mara.....
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Apparently, I'm expected to hop on a plane ride...
No.
no bloody way am I going to risk that, if I were to fly somewhere willingly with my mum, it would be to California or something. Not Philippines, and I will do whatever it takes to prevent that journey from occuring.
GOOD DAY.
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Herbert bought me some shoes!
Gosh, why does he do this to me. Shows me all the reasons on why I should take him back. He treated me to breakfast too! A bacon sarnie.
I have guilt in my heart for what I did during the past couple of weeks, but I’ve been stopped now. On top of that, he wants to be my valentine. Oh noes.
What do I do..
She woke up thinking about that one person that...
Gosh, smoking is such a turn off.
I wish you weren’t attractive.
Anonymous asked: I pity you, that is all.
Anonymous asked: You act as if you're going to be saved on judgement day, you're going to burn in hell. You're disgusting, parading around like a gay activist, posting pictures of nude women and all things related to sex.
Anonymous asked: You disgrace the church.
Okay I have a sudden urge to play tekken now....
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose.
Student: You mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: Yeah basically
Me: Doesn't taste like...
Biology Teacher:
Me:
Student:
Biology Teacher:
Me:
Student:
Me: Whoops.
Dubious Sex Tips #6
yourmoansareasymphony:
When doing her from behind, if she happens to look at you over her shoulder, GIVE HER THE FINGER.
LOL .
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withacupofpurple replied to your post: I’ve got a job interview at 5
good luck with your interview =]
Thank you ^^
