What are my 3 favourite words?: Archive

Cross the line if you're having to grow up without...

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"OMgGgG nEw YeAr n3W m3E!"

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I was just another promise that you couldn't keep.

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Been up all night talking to Nigel. we have been...

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KEEP YOUR DICK AWAY FROM ME .

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MY RABBIT PISSED ON ME.

I was like lying down, letting it play around. you knows, being the awesome owner i am. It decided to rest on my head, i thought it was cute. but then. a warm tingling sensation ran down the back of my head. AND IT FUCKING PEEED ON MEEEE

Dec 29th

You know what? I'm sexy. So fuck off.

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What's the point of texting you if you never...

ivegotthemagicbaby: OMG RELEVANT AS FUCK.

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If he misses you, he’ll call just to hear your...

headlessemma: Hmm :’(

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Just chillin here, ya know. with my rabbit....

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youmeandinfinity asked: Ohhh Thought u didn't like themmm!!!!!!!!!! How reee u!?

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youmeandinfinity asked: Ohhh Thought u didn't like themmm!!!!!!!!!! How reee u!?

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STORY OF MY LIFE . LOOL

takethistoheartx: why did you tell me you like me then just plan to meet up with about three other girls?

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SNOWPENIS

AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

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iamjamesss-deactivated20110408- asked: don't worry about charm, you're still young so when you're her age i'm sure you'll be prettier :]
and matthew has a babies penis so i'm sure you can do better :]

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iamjamesss-deactivated20110408- asked: don't worry about charm, you're still young so when you're her age i'm sure you'll be prettier :]
and matthew has a babies penis so i'm sure you can do better :]

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did you hear the joke about the butter?

xbemylilfreak: well i butter not tell you,you might spread it. did you hear the joke about the pizza? well i probably shouldn’t tell you,it’s kind of cheesy. did you hear the joke about the corn? well i don’t know if i should tell you,it’s kind of corny. did you hear the joke about my penis? nevermind. i wont tell you,it’s too long.

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LOL . seriously charm? You don’t know? I don’t really know why I’m still affected by your face. But bitch, you think I never found out? GUESS WHAT! I DID ! HAHA . Then you ask me to like your picture because you want people to see how fucking great your face is? Cause your a god damn poser? Don’t call me hun. HMMMM. No thanks. srsly. no thanks. fuckin...

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How To Say Tumblr

notazombie: invisibleairplane: How to say Tumblr like an Australian. STEP ONE Tum STEP TWO BLARH How to say Tumblr like an American. STEP ONE Tum STEP TWO Bler How to say Tumblr like a Filipino. STEP ONE Tamb STEP TWO ler How to say Tumblr in Chinese. STEP ONE Ching STEP TWO Chong How to say Tumblr in British. STEP ONE TUM STEP TWO BLAH How to say Tumblr in Russia. ...

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twilight.

Bella: Mom I dont wanna go
Renee: Too bad. Suck it up
Bella: Ok
 *On a plane*
Bella: WEE
Charlie: Yo wasap
Bella: Hi
 *goes to school*
Bella: Hey look a hot guy
Edward: She smells funny
Bella: I think he thinks I smell funny
Bella: No one likes me
Eric: Hey. Your Hot
Bella: No one loves me
Mike: Hey. I love you
Bella: NO ONE EFFING LIKES ME!
Edward: Hi I am edward. I watch you while you sleep
Bella: ...Ok weird
Bella: OMFG!!! VEHICLE!!!!
Edward: *pushy*
Bella: ohmygod. You saved me
Edward: No I didn’t
Bella: Yeah you did
Edward: No I didn’t
Bella: Yeah you did!
Bella: HI JACOB!
Jacob: Yo. Edward is a vampire man. Stay away. He sucks blood
Bella: Really?
Jacob: Yeah. Your hot
 *does research*
Bella: OMFG YOUR LIKE....A VAMPIRE!
Edward: Durr
Bella: I love you
Edward: I love you too. Look I sparkle
Bella: SHING SHING SPARKLE SPARKLE
Bella: Walky walky walky walky OMFG THERE ARE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME!
Edward: Get into my car I can do freaky things!
Bella: Wee!
Edward: Lets eat
Bella: Your weird
Edward: I can read minds.
Bella: Your weird
Edward: I don’t eat
Bella: Your weird
Edward: Do you like Baseball?
Bella: No
Edward: Let’s play
Edward: This is my family. We like baseball
Jasper: I have no emotions
Alice: I AM TINKERBELL!
Rosalie: I am a bitch. Grr
Emmit: I am strong.
Carlisle: I is a doctor. I have seen you before you freak
Esme: I love you
Edward: VAMPIRES! EEK
Laurant: I is black
James: i am hungry. I wanna eat Bella
 *breaks Bella’s Leg*
Bella: Owwie!
Edward: BASTARD
 *Kills James*
Bella: Woo
Edward: I love you
Bella: I love you
 Kissy Kissy