May 2012
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pigeonsatan:
orbitars:
how to summon pigeon satan:
draw pentagram
sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
FOOLISH MORTAL DO YOU REALLY THINK… IS THAT BREAD
oh-stewart:
i have the sex appeal of a math book
idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”
methlabrador:
youre not a soulja boy anymore, you are a soulja young man and you are going to have to start acting like one
So I have a boyfriend now.
mothbaby:
if i have a crush on you i’m so sorry
fetusparty:
i don’t think “eating face” is going to be used to represent people making out anymore
I hate smoke.
I hate waking up smelling like that horrid stench. My beautiful,lovely smelling hair smells like smoke at the moment, and to think that whilst I was sleeping I was inhaling all that shit. Christ. I really need my own room.
pokemonyewest:
bruce-will-i-is:
chrisbrownsfist:
who uses bath salts to get fucked up tho
who uses bath salts
who uses bath
I do, IM BRITISH GOD SAVE THE QUEEEEN
My body is filled emotion that words can explain, but not in the way I want them to. It’s a feeling where words can actually fail me, and only one person can feel it at a time.
HEY I JUST MET YOU. AND THIS IS CRAZY. BUT HERES...
Anonymous asked: You look like misa campo!!
pussypoppinjesus asked: IRJOIEVE BE MY ANGELABABY OMG
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pussypoppinjesus asked: im cool for posting photos of people that look like you lawl dihvbsiuf search angelababy and she's hot as fuck okay
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And by victimise, I mean seduce into giving me...
Oh you.
Yes get the best hypothetical shemale boners ever.